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If you're trying to take a roomful of people by surprise, it's a lot easier to hit your targets if you don't yell going through the door.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Say what men may, it is doctrine that moves the world. He who takes no position will not sway the human intellect.
Author: William Thayer Shedd

Live up to your potential instead of imitating someone else's.
Author: Martha Burgess

If not for fear, sin would be sweet.
Author: Jewish Proverb

We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything.
Author: Thomas A. Edison

How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun!
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What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late!
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Are shellfish warm? No they're clammy!
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What is a whale's favorite TV show? Flukes of Hazard!
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What's at the end of Moby Dick? A whale of a time!
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes