Best quotes to send by SMS
Shakti Gawain What I am actually saying is that we need to be willing to let our intuition guide us, and then be willing to follow that guidance directly and fearlessly.
Author: Shakti Gawain

Flavius Vegetius Renatus Let him who desires peace prepare for war.
Author: Flavius Vegetius Renatus

Oscar Wilde What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Author: Oscar Wilde

William Shakespeare The soul of this man is in his clothes.
Author: William Shakespeare

Martina Horner What is important is to keep learning, to enjoy challenge, and to tolerate ambiguity. In the end there are no certain answers.
Author: Martina Horner

The best jokes to send by SMS
Yo momma jokes Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
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