Best quotes to send by SMS

What I am actually saying is that we need to be willing to let our intuition guide us, and then be willing to follow that guidance directly and fearlessly.
Author: Shakti Gawain
Let him who desires peace prepare for war.
Author: Flavius Vegetius Renatus
What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Author: Oscar Wilde
The soul of this man is in his clothes.
Author: William Shakespeare
What is important is to keep learning, to enjoy challenge, and to tolerate ambiguity. In the end there are no certain answers.
Author: Martina Horner
The best jokes to send by SMS

Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in
stereo.
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Yo mama so skinny she
hula hoops with a
cheerio
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
Yo mama head so small she use
a tea-bag
as a pillow.
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat when she has
wants someone
to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes