Best Cell Phones

What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expected generally happens.
Author: Benjamin Disraeli

The sword the body wounds, sharp words the mind.
Author: Menander

What we say is important for in most cases the mouth speaks what the heart is full of.
Author: Jim Beggs

The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit to burdens unnecessarily laid upon them by their governments.
Author: William H. Borah

What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldn't get her new computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed the power button. Her response "I pushed and pushed on this foot pedal and nothing happens." The "foot pedal" turned out to be the computer's mouse.
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Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?" Customer: "Hello...hey, er...I think I've got the wrong software installed in my computer." Tech Support: "Why is that, sir?" Customer: "I bought this minitower system from you, and it came loaded with software called the 'XYZ Desktop'." Tech Support: "Yes...?" Customer: "Shouldn't it be called the 'XYZ Minitower'? I OBVIOUSLY have the wrong software installed in this computer."
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes

Customer: "Wait, that password looks really gray. I'm going to type it in again."
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes

A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer--the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world peace - was doing nothing, cried out for help. No problem, the IBM technician said. First, open a "window" to launch a specific program. The conversation continued, and the caller asked a few moments later if it might be all right to close the window. Why, the IBM technician asked. Because, the caller responded, it was getting very chilly.
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Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes