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Best quotes to send by SMS
How many ages hence
Shall this our lofty scene be acted over
In states unborn and accents yet unknown!Author: William Shakespeare
How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees.Author: William Shakespeare
How unhappy is he who cannot forgive himself.Author: Publilius Syrus
Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.Author: P. J. O Rourke
Humor comes from self-confidence. There's an aggressive element to wit.Author: Rita Mae Brown
The best jokes to send by SMS
This man says to his friend," I stopped
driving 10 years ago. Now my wife drives and I just sit there and hold
the wheel."This is the joke from a category: Men jokes
Psychiatrist to his nurse:
"Just say
we're very busy. Don't keep saying 'It's a
madhouse.'"This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes
Patient: Doctor, my
wife thinks I'm
crazy because I like sausages.
Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like
sausages too.
Patient: Good, you should come and see my collection. I've
got
hundreds of them.This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes
One behaviorist to another after
lovemaking:
"Darling, that was wonderful for you. How was it for
me?"This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes
Doctor, doctor,
people keep telling
me I'm ugly!
Lay on the couch, face down.This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes