Best quotes to send by SMS
Percy Bysshe Shelley If winter comes, can spring be far behind?
Author: Percy Bysshe Shelley

Menander The character of a man is known from his conversations.
Author: Menander

Floyd Dell Idleness is not doing nothing. Idleness is being free to do anything.
Author: Floyd Dell

Peter Drucker The computer is a moron.
Author: Peter Drucker

Ralph Waldo Emerson Our knowledge is the amassed thought and experience of innumerable minds.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best jokes to send by SMS
Hair and bald jokes For what person do all men take off their hats? The barber.
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Hair and bald jokes What should you buy if your hair falls out ? A good vacuum cleaner !
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Hair and bald jokes What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ? Radio waves !
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Hair and bald jokes Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white, bear place !
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Hair and bald jokes A guy walks in to the Barbershop. Barber says, "What will it be today?" Guy says, "well I want it going with my waves on top, faded on one side, plug the other, and just make it all out of shape and messed up." Barber says, "Now why in the world do you want your hair cut like that." Guy says, "That's how you cut it last time"
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