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Best quotes to send by SMS
There is occasions and causes why and wherefore in all things.Author: William Shakespeare
Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist.Author: Harrison Ford
To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.Author: Elbert Hubbard
To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization, and at present very few people have reached this level.Author: Bertrand Russell
To be always fortunate, and to pass through life with a soul that has never known sorrow, is to be ignorant of one half of nature.Author: Seneca
The best jokes to send by SMS
If your watch is broken, why can't you go
fishing?
Because you don't have the time.This is the joke from a category: Time jokes
Why do vampires hate arguments?
Because
they make themselves cross.This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes
What do you call a vampire
after it is
one-year-old?
A two-year-old vampire.This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes
Why does Dracula always travel with his
coffin?
Because his life is at stake.This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes
How does Dracula like to have his
food
served?
In bite-sized pieces.This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes