Best quotes to send by SMS
Mario Andretti If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
Author: Mario Andretti

George Winters If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport.
Author: George Winters

Kanye West If I was more complacent and I let things slide, my life would be easier, but you all wouldn't be as entertained. My misery is your pleasure.
Author: Kanye West

Margaret Thatcher If it is once again one against forty-eight, then I am very sorry for the forty-eight.
Author: Margaret Thatcher

John Stuart Mill If mankind minus one were of one opinion, then mankind is no more justified in silencing the one than the one - if he had the power - would be justified in silencing mankind.
Author: John Stuart Mill

The best jokes to send by SMS
Sport jokes What's the chilliest ground in the premiership ? Cold Trafford !
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Sport jokes Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ? Because he liked sole music !
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Sport jokes What lights up a football stadium ? A football match !
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Sport jokes Which insect didn't play well in goal ? The fumble bee !
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Sport jokes Where do football directors go when they are fed up ? The bored room !
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