Best quotes to send by SMS

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
Author: Mario Andretti
If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport.
Author: George Winters
If I was more complacent and I let things slide, my life would be easier, but you all wouldn't be as entertained. My misery is your pleasure.
Author: Kanye West
If it is once again one against forty-eight, then I am very sorry for the forty-eight.
Author: Margaret Thatcher
If mankind minus one were of one opinion, then mankind is no more justified in silencing the one than the one - if he had the power - would be justified in silencing mankind.
Author: John Stuart Mill
The best jokes to send by SMS

What's the chilliest ground in the premiership
?
Cold Trafford !
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear
?
Because he liked sole music !
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes
What lights up a football stadium ?
A
football match !
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes
Which insect didn't play well in goal ?
The
fumble bee !
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes
Where do football directors go when they are fed
up ?
The bored room !
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes