Best quotes to send by SMS

Man is only miserable so far as he thinks himself so.
Author: Jacopo Sannazaro
Man, unlike any other thing organic or inorganic in the universe, grows beyond his work, walks up the stairs of his concepts, emerges ahead of his accomplishments.
Author: John Steinbeck
Management is nothing more than motivating other people.
Author: Lee Iacocca
Manners maketh man.
Author: William of Wykeham
Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes
The best jokes to send by SMS

Q: How does a blonde
high-5?
A: She
smacks herself in the forehead.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q.How many blonde's does it
take to change
a light bulb?
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb, 1 to find a ladder and 1
to find a man.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: What do you call a blonde
in a leather
jacket?
A: Married.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: Where do you look for
blonde's
obituaries?
A: Under "Home Improvements."
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: What's a blonde's favorite
color?
A: A light shade of clear.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes