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Jacopo Sannazaro Man is only miserable so far as he thinks himself so.
Author: Jacopo Sannazaro

John Steinbeck Man, unlike any other thing organic or inorganic in the universe, grows beyond his work, walks up the stairs of his concepts, emerges ahead of his accomplishments.
Author: John Steinbeck

Lee Iacocca Management is nothing more than motivating other people.
Author: Lee Iacocca

William of Wykeham Manners maketh man.
Author: William of Wykeham

Oliver Wendell Holmes Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

The best jokes to send by SMS
Blonde jokes Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead.
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Blonde jokes Q.How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb? A. 3. 1 to find the bulb, 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
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Blonde jokes Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married.
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Blonde jokes Q: Where do you look for blonde's obituaries? A: Under "Home Improvements."
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Blonde jokes Q: What's a blonde's favorite color? A: A light shade of clear.
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