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Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.Author: Lester B. Pearson
No good deed goes unpunished.Author: Clare Booth Luce
It violates right order whenever capital so employees the working or wage-earning classes as to divert business and economic activity entirely to its own arbitrary will and advantage without, the social character of economic life, social justice, and theAuthor: Pope Pius XI
Praise the bridge that carried you over.Author: George Colman
Preach not to others what they should eat, but eat as becomes you, and be silent.Author: Epictetus
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What did Tarzan say when he saw the
elephants coming ?
Here come the elephantsThis is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
What do you call an elephant creeping through
the jungle in
the middle of the night ?
Russell !This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
Why do elephants have trunks ?
Because
they've no pockets to put things in !This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
What do elephants do in
the evenings
?
Watch elevision !This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
Why did the elephant jump in
the lake
when it began to rain ?
To stop getting wet !This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes