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Best quotes to send by SMS
The strictest law often causes the most serious wrong.Author: Cicero
The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago, had they happened to be within reach of predatory human hands.Author: Havelock Ellis
The superior man...does not set his mind either for anything, or against anything; what is right he will follow.Author: Confucius
The sweat of hard work is not to be displayed. It is much more graceful to appear favored by the gods.Author: Maxine Hong Kingston
The test and use of a man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind.Author: Carl Barzun
The best jokes to send by SMS
Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's
best
friend?
A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated
instrument on
earth.This is the joke from a category: Music jokes
Q: How many
bass players does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to change it, five to fight off the
lead guitarists who are
hogging the light.This is the joke from a category: Music jokes
Q: How do you get a
cellist to play
fortissimo?
A: Write 'pp, espressivo'.This is the joke from a category: Music jokes
Q: What will you never say about a
banjo
player?
A: That's the banjo player's porsche.This is the joke from a category: Music jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bach !
Bach
who ?
Bach to work!This is the joke from a category: Music jokes