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I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
Author: Harry S Truman

There is only one admirable form of the imagination: the imagination that is so intense that it creates a new reality, that it makes things happen.
Author: Sean O'Faolain

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way.
Author: Christopher Morley

There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn't make the mistake of trying to get together.
Author: Kin Hubbard

I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.
Author: Matt Groening

Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class. Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
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What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples? A senior high school math problem.
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Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school nurse sent everyone to the croakroom.
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School Principal: I've called you into my office, Peter, because I want to talk to you about two words I wish you wouldn't use so often. One is "great" and the other is "lousy." Peter: Certainly, sir. What are they?
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Why were you late ? Sorry, teacher, I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !
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