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Time crumbles things; everything grows old under the power of Time and is forgotten through the lapse of Time.
Author: Aristotle

It's very hard to take yourself too seriously when you look at the world from outer space.
Author: Thomas K. Mattingly II

Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once. Lately it doesn't seem to be working.
Author: Anonymous

I have suffered a great deal from writers who have quoted this or that sentence of mine either out of its context or in juxtaposition to some incongruous matter which quite distorted my meaning , or destroyed it altogether.
Author: Alfred North Whitehead

If I knew what I was so anxious about, I wouldn't be so anxious.
Author: Mignon McLaughlin

How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient. "Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell who is speaking or where the voices are coming from?" asked the psychiatrist. "As a matter of fact, I do," said the patient. "And when does this happen?" asked the psychiatrist. "Oh," said the patient, "when I answer the telephone."
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

How that we are engaged I hope you'll give me a ring. Of course. What's your phone number ?
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

Customer: I'd like a watch that tells time. Clerk: Don't you have a watch that tells time? Customer: No, you have to look at it.
This is the joke from a category: Time jokes

Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ? Because she felt like killing time.
This is the joke from a category: Time jokes