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Too little liberty brings stagnation and too much brings chaos.
Author: Bertrand Russell

I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center.
Author: Kurt Vonnegut

Toughness doesn't have to come in a pinstriped suit.
Author: Senator Dianne Feinstein

Train up a child in the way he should go; and when he is old he will not depart from it.
Author: Bible

Travel only with thy equals or thy betters; if there are none, travel alone.
Author: The Dhammapada

Waiter, Waiter there's a fly in my ice-cream ! Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early in the year !
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Waiter, there is a spider drowning in my soup ! It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup ! Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them !
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Waiter, I can't eat this meat, it's crawling with maggots ! Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes by !
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Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup ! No its not, it's a piece of dirt that looks like one !
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes