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We are all born with wonderful gifts. We use these gifts to express ourselves, to amuse, to strengthen, and to communicate. We begin as children to explore and develop our talents, often unaware that we are unique, that not everyone can do what we're doin
Author: Lynn Johnston

We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet: and, amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog, has made an alliance with us.
Author: Maurice Maeterlinck

We are at the very beginning of time for the human race. It is not unreasonable that we grapple with problems. But there are tens of thousands of years in the future. Our responsibility is to do what we can, learn what we can, improve the solutions, and p
Author: Richard Feynman

We are continually faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as insoluble problems.
Author: John W. Gardner

Make a decision, even if it's wrong.
Author: Jarvis Klem

Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok
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yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell
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Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out.
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Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!
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Fred's class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York. "Did you enjoy yourself?" asked her mother when she got home. "Oh, yes," replied Fred. "But it was funny going to a dead zoo."
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