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A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

A feeling of real need is always a good enough reason to pray.
Author: Hannah Whitall Smith

A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a man of wit, and a pebble in the hand of a fool.
Author: Joseph Roux

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

A friend is one before whom I may think aloud.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? He's trying to age disgracefully!
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

Did you hear about the time Eddy's sister tried to make a birthday cake ? The candles melted in the oven.
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull!" Buddy didn't move. Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull!" Buddy didn't respond. Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Coco, pull!" Nothing. Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Pull, Buddy, pull!" And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch. The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times. "Well... Buddy is blind and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't even try!"
This is the joke from a category: Blind jokes

Q: How did a blind man meet his wife? A: On a blind date!
This is the joke from a category: Blind jokes

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison? One can't see to go, the other can't go to sea.
This is the joke from a category: Blind jokes