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Best quotes to send by SMS
Art is the illusion of spontaneity.Author: Japanese Proverb
Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.Author: Unknown
As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.Author: George Carlin
As Americans, we go forward, in the service of our country, by the will of God.Author: Franklin D. Roosevelt
As fast as laws are devised, their evasion is contrived.Author: German Proverb
The best jokes to send by SMS
What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you
awake at
night ?
Bronto-snore-us !This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no
big deal unless you're not getting any.This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
What are three words you dread the most while
making love?
"Honey, I'm home."This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
What is the difference between a frog and a
horny
toad?
One says ribbit ribbit, the other one says rub-it,
rub-it!This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
What did the egg say to the boiling
water?
"It might take me a while to get hard I just got layed last
night."This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes