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Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.Author: David Lloyd George
Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself.Author: William Faulkner
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.Author: Dr. Seuss
Don't expect to build up the weak by pulling down the strong.Author: Calvin Coolidge
Don't get me wrong: I love nuclear energy! It's just that I prefer fusion to fission. And it just so happens that there's an enormous fusion reactor safely banked a few million miles from us. It delivers more than we could ever use in just about 8 minutesAuthor: William McDonough
The best jokes to send by SMS
When did the Gorillas start to picket
the
cookie factory?
The day they started to manufacture animal
crackers!This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes
Which city holds the record for the most
suicides
committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall
building?
Fall-adelphia!This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from
another
animal when it gets romantic?
The bear hug!This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes
Why are Gorillas underpaid?
They're
willing to work peanuts!This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes
Why did the
girl Gorilla, engaged to the
invisible man, call off the wedding?
Because in the last analysis she
just couldn't see it!This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes