Best quotes to send by SMS
Aldous Huxley Experience teaches only the teachable.
Author: Aldous Huxley

Real Live Preacher External signs of wealth and success are often cheap storefronts that hide internal mediocrity or even incompetence.
Author: Real Live Preacher

Joseph Conrad Facing it, always facing it, that's the way to get through. Face it.
Author: Joseph Conrad

Ronald Reagan Facts are stupid things.
Author: Ronald Reagan

Charlie Chaplin Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself.
Author: Charlie Chaplin

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ? Where in earth have you been !
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Insect jokes What did the spider say when he broke his new web ? Darn it !
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Insect jokes Why are spiders good swimmers ? They have webbed feet !
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Insect jokes What do you call a big irish spider ? Paddy long legs !
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Insect jokes What kind of doctors are like spiders ? Spin doctors !
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