Best quotes to send by SMS

Experience teaches only the teachable.
Author: Aldous Huxley
External signs of wealth and success are often cheap storefronts that hide internal mediocrity or even incompetence.
Author: Real Live Preacher
Facing it, always facing it, that's the way to get through. Face it.
Author: Joseph Conrad
Facts are stupid things.
Author: Ronald Reagan
Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself.
Author: Charlie Chaplin
The best jokes to send by SMS

What did the worm say to the other when he was
late home ?
Where in earth have you been !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What did the spider say when he broke his new
web ?
Darn it !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Why are spiders good swimmers ?
They have
webbed feet !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What do you call a big irish spider ?
Paddy
long legs !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What kind of doctors are like spiders ?
Spin
doctors !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes