Best Cell Phones

Get up, stand up Stand up for your rights Get up, stand up Don't give up the fight.
Author: Bob Marley

Getting in touch with your true self must be your first priority.
Author: Tom Hopkins

Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Author: Terry Pratchett

Give me the children until they are seven and anyone may have them afterwards.
Author: St. Francis Xavier

Give neither advice nor salt, until you are asked for it.
Author: English Proverb

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cymbals ! Cymbals who? Cymbals have horns and others don't !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ? Czech before you open the door !
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What is the proper weight for a lawyer? About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's car is total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. He asks his friend, "What's happened to your car?" "Well," the friend responses, "I ran into a lawyer". "OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what about the leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt?" "Well, I had to chase him all through the park."
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes