Best quotes to send by SMS

I care not so much what I am to others as what I am to myself.
Author: Michel de Montaigne
I conceive the essential task of religion to be "to develop the consciences, the ideals, and the aspirations of mankind".
Author: Robert Millikan
I could never think well of a man's intellectual or moral character, if he was habitually unfaithful to his appointments.
Author: Nathaniel Emmons
I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.
Author: James Thurber
I do not regret one professional enemy I have made. Any actor who doesn't dare to make an enemy should get out of the business.
Author: Bette Davis
The best jokes to send by SMS

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?
Haremail.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes
Which rabbit is a famous comedian?
Bob
Hop.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes
Why are rabbits like calculators?
They both
multiply a lot.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes
Why did the rabbit have trouble
hopping?
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes
Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was
Arrested? R. Charged With Battery!
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes