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Best quotes to send by SMS
I would rather be right and die than be wrong and kill.Author: Holly Lisle
I would say to the House, as I said to those who have joined this Government: 'I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears, and sweat."Author: Sir Winston Churchill
If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something which affords a reason for acting in accordanAuthor: Bertrand Russell
If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.Author: Dorothy Parker
I call a fig a fig, a spade a spade.Author: Menander
The best jokes to send by SMS
Waiter, there's a
fly in my
soup!
Couldn't be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin
bread.This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes
Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
Yes
sir, it's the hot water that kills them.This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes
Waiter, what is this stuff?
That's bean
salad sir.
I know what it's been, but what is it now?This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes
How
many waiters does it take to change a
light bulb?
None, a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes
What will a monster eat in a restaurant?
The waiter.This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes