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Best quotes to send by SMS
It is tedious to tell again tales already plainly told.Author: Homer
It's so much easier to suggest solutions when you don't know too much about the problem.Author: Malcolm Forbes
Life goes on within you and without you.Author: George Harrison
MTV is the lava lamp of the 1980's.Author: Doug Ferrari
Much talking is the cause of danger. Silence is the means of avoiding misfortune. The talkative parrot is shut up in a cage. Other birds, without speech, fly freely about.Author: Saskya Pandita
The best jokes to send by SMS
"Now my motto in
life," said the school
chaplain, "is work hard, play hard and pray
hard. How about you,
Harriet?"
"My motto is let bygones be bygones."
"That's good. Why
did you choose that?"
"Then I wouldn't have to take any history
classes!"This is the joke from a category: College jokes
Did you hear about the farmer who
lost control
of his tractor in the cow pasture?
No! Did he hurt the cows?
No, he just grazed them!This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
How did the calf's final exam turn out?
Grade
A!This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
How does a cow do math?
With a cowculator!This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what
song
would you get?
"Beeflt!"This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes