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No man, for any considerable period, can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be true.
Author: Nathaniel Hawthorne

No matter how long we exist, we have our memories. Points in time which time itself cannot erase. Suffering may distort my backward glances, but even to suffering, some memories will yield nothing of ther beauty or their splendor. Rather they remain as ha
Author: Anne Rice

No matter how old you are, there's always something good to look forward to.
Author: Lynn Johnston

No matter what side of the argument you are on, you always find people on your side that you wish were on the other.
Author: Jascha Heifetz

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
Author: Kin Hubbard

How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? Phone her.
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Why do hunters make the best lovers? Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once and they eat what they shoot.
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Whats the definition of love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
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A woman went to the doctor and complained that she was suffering from I knee pains. "Do you indulge in any activity that puts a lot of pressure on your knees?" asked the doctor. "Every night, my husband and I have sex on the floor doggy style." "I see," said the doctor. "You know, there are plenty of other sexual positions?" "Not if you want to watch TV there ain't!"
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Q: Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy? A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.
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