Best quotes to send by SMS
Ovid Dignity and love do not blend well, nor do they continue long together.
Author: Ovid

Hugh Macleod Diluting your product to make it more 'commercial' will just make people like it less.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Isaac Goldberg Diplomacy is to do and say, the nastiest thing in the nicest way.
Author: Isaac Goldberg

Abraham Lincoln Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever you can. As a peacemaker the lawyer has superior opportunity of being a good man. There will still be business enough.
Author: Abraham Lincoln

Spanish Proverb Discretion is knowing how to hide that which we cannot remedy.
Author: Spanish Proverb

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes How can if you have a stupid dog ? It chases parked cars !
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Dog jokes What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird? A Doberman fincher!
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Dog jokes Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter. First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me. Second woman: I know. First one: How? Second one: My dog told me.
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Dog jokes Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper? A. "Rough rough".
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E-mail jokes Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What's the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.
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