Best quotes to send by SMS

Dignity and love do not blend well, nor do they continue long together.
Author: Ovid
Diluting your product to make it more 'commercial' will just make people like it less.
Author: Hugh Macleod
Diplomacy is to do and say, the nastiest thing in the nicest way.
Author: Isaac Goldberg
Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever you can. As a peacemaker the lawyer has superior opportunity of being a good man. There will still be business enough.
Author: Abraham Lincoln
Discretion is knowing how to hide that which we cannot remedy.
Author: Spanish Proverb
The best jokes to send by SMS

How can if
you have a stupid dog ?
It
chases parked cars !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What do you get when you cross a
Doberman with
a bird?
A Doberman fincher!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
Two women, who are dog owners,
are arguing
which dog is smarter.
First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he
waits for the
paperboy to come around and then he takes a newspaper
and brings it to me.
Second woman: I know.
First one:
How?
Second one: My dog told me.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
Q. What did the dog say when he sat on
sand
paper?
A. "Rough rough".
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
Do you send e-mails on your home
computer?
What's the point?
I can just bring my home along with me and have a
chat.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes