Best quotes to send by SMS

Faults are soon copied.
Author: Horace
Fear is the main source of superstition, and one of the main sources of cruelty. To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom.
Author: Bertrand Russell
Fear secretes acids; but love and trust are sweet juices.
Author: Henry Ward Beecher
Feminism is the radical notion that women are people.
Author: Cheris Kramarae
Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
Author: George Washington
The best jokes to send by SMS

What do you call the queue of Software
Engineers standing outside Heaven ?
The Y2K deadline !
This is the joke from a category: Heaven and hell jokes
Did you hear about the Irishman who
couldn't tell the difference between his two horses?
His friend suggested
measuring them, that didn't help though, the
Irishman discovered
that the brown horse was only an inch taller than the
white one!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
Did you hear about the overweight
man who
took up horse riding as exercise?
The horse lost 15 pounds in a
week!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
How do jockeys determine which
racehorses
are the favourites?
They take a gallop poll!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
How much money did the bronco have?
Only a
buck!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes