Best quotes to send by SMS
Horace Faults are soon copied.
Author: Horace

Bertrand Russell Fear is the main source of superstition, and one of the main sources of cruelty. To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom.
Author: Bertrand Russell

Henry Ward Beecher Fear secretes acids; but love and trust are sweet juices.
Author: Henry Ward Beecher

Cheris Kramarae Feminism is the radical notion that women are people.
Author: Cheris Kramarae

George Washington Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
Author: George Washington

The best jokes to send by SMS
Heaven and hell jokes What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ? The Y2K deadline !
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Horse jokes Did you hear about the Irishman who couldn't tell the difference between his two horses? His friend suggested measuring them, that didn't help though, the Irishman discovered that the brown horse was only an inch taller than the white one!
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Horse jokes Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise? The horse lost 15 pounds in a week!
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Horse jokes How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!
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Horse jokes How much money did the bronco have? Only a buck!
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