Best quotes to send by SMS

He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.
Author: Douglas Adams
He is not deemed to give consent who is under a mistake.
Author: Unknown
He kept him as the apple of his eye.
Author: Bible
He listens well who takes notes.
Author: Dante Alighieri
He may be mad, but there's method in his madness. There nearly always is method in madness. It's what drives men mad, being methodical.
Author: G. K. Chesterton
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bertha
!
Bertha who ?
Bertha-day greetings !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bette
!
Bette who ?
Bette of roses!
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bibi
!
Bibi who ?
Bibi Bibi Bunting ... !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Biro
!
Biro who ?
Biro light of the moon !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Blair
!
Blair who ?
Blair play !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes