Best quotes to send by SMS
Douglas Adams He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.
Author: Douglas Adams

Unknown He is not deemed to give consent who is under a mistake.
Author: Unknown

Bible He kept him as the apple of his eye.
Author: Bible

Dante Alighieri He listens well who takes notes.
Author: Dante Alighieri

G. K. Chesterton He may be mad, but there's method in his madness. There nearly always is method in madness. It's what drives men mad, being methodical.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bertha ! Bertha who ? Bertha-day greetings !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bette ! Bette who ? Bette of roses!
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bibi ! Bibi who ? Bibi Bibi Bunting ... !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Biro ! Biro who ? Biro light of the moon !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Blair ! Blair who ? Blair play !
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