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Love all, trust a few. Do wrong to none.
Author: William Shakespeare

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Author: Rabbi Julius Gordon

Love is the ability and willingness to allow those that you care for to be what they choose for themselves without any insistence that they satisfy you.
Author: Wayne Dyer

Love is the reason for it all.
Author: Dorothy Fields

Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved, it would be much simpler, but much less magical.
Author: Trey Parker and Matt Stone

Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A. Donut seeds.
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Q. What is a brunette between two blondes? A. An interpreter.
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A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and deeper until she drowned. Her husband came home and found her dead in the bathtub.
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Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A. A rebel without a clue!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together. The island is 20 miles from the nearest inhabited island so they all decide to try to swim there. The redhead makes it 10 miles, is exhausted, gives up, and drowns. The brunette makes it 15 miles before she's too tired to go any farther and drowns. The blonde gets 19 miles away from the deserted island, decides she's too tired to go any farther, and swims all the way back to the deserted island.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes