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No one should do a job he can do in his sleep.
Author: Cory Doctorow

Machines take me by surprise with great frequency.
Author: Alan Turing

No, 'tis slander, Whose edge is sharper than the sword, whose tongue Outvenoms all the worms of Nile, whose breath Rides on the posting winds, and doth belie All corners of the world.
Author: William Shakespeare

Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
Author: Tallulah Bankhead

Nobody got anywhere in the world by simply being content.
Author: Louis L'Amour

What do cows do when they're introduced? They give each other a milk shake!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer.
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes