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No one can build his security upon the nobleness of another person.
Author: Willa Cather

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Author: Bill Watterson

No one goes there nowadays, it's too crowded.
Author: Yogi Berra

No one should be judge in his own case.
Author: Publilius Syrus

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
Author: E. Joseph Crossman

"Now my motto in life," said the school chaplain, "is work hard, play hard and pray hard. How about you, Harriet?" "My motto is let bygones be bygones." "That's good. Why did you choose that?" "Then I wouldn't have to take any history classes!"
This is the joke from a category: College jokes

Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture? No! Did he hurt the cows? No, he just grazed them!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

How does a cow do math? With a cowculator!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes