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If heaven made him, earth can find some use for him.
Author: Chinese Proverb

It is a bad plan that admits of no modification.
Author: Publilius Syrus

Hope is a waking dream.
Author: Aristotle

It is always easier to believe than to deny. Our minds are naturally affirmative.
Author: John Burroughs

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
Author: Milton Berle

If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather? An umbrella.
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Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody believes? The weatherman.
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"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Fred looking out of the kitchen window. "I know," said his mother. "I've just stepped in a poodle!"
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There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.
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What happens when the fog lifts in California? UCLA.
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes