Best quotes to send by SMS
Brendan Francis If you greatly desire something, have the guts to stake everything on obtaining it.
Author: Brendan Francis

Sir Joshua Reynolds If you have great talents, industry will improve them; if you have but moderate abilities, industry will supply their deficiency.
Author: Sir Joshua Reynolds

Hugh Macleod If you have something to say, then say it. If not, enjoy the silence while it lasts. The noise will return soon enough. In the meantime, youre better off going out into the big, wide world, having some adventures and refilling your well. Trying to create
Author: Hugh Macleod

Anonymous If you hear that everybody is buying a certain stock, ask who is selling.
Author: Anonymous

Anonymous If you really do put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the world will not raise your price.
Author: Anonymous

The best jokes to send by SMS
School jokes Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ? Pupil: The horse will draw it !
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School jokes Teacher : Can't you retain anything in your head overnight ? Pupil : Of course, I've had this cold in my head for two days !
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School jokes Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ? About an hour and a half after I arrived at school
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School jokes Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions ? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here !
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School jokes Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !
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