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If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and no-one dares criticize it.
Author: Pierre Gallois

I must be cruel, only to be kind: Thus bad begins, and worse remains behind.
Author: William Shakespeare

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
Author: Mark Twain

If you try to make something just to fit your uninformed view of some hypothetical market, you will fail. If you make something special and powerful and honest and true, you will succeed.
Author: Hugh Macleod

If you want the truth, ask a child.
Author: French Proverb

What's a python's favourite pop group ? Squeeze !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What do most people do when they see a python ? They re-coil !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ? Addercadabra and abradacobra !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What song to snakes like to sing ? Viva Aspana !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What do you call a snake who works for the governement ? A civil serpent !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes