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If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
Author: Quentin Crisp

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
Author: John Lennon

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. Only one feat is possible - not to have run away.
Author: Dag Hammarskjold

If peace cannot be maintained with honor, it is no longer peace.
Author: John Russell

Life's not a paragraph And death i think is no parenthesis
Author: e e cummings

What kind of ants are very learned ? Pedants !
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What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antibiotics !
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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !
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School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of pie do you call this ?" asked one schoolboy indignantly. "What's it taste of ?" asked the cook. "Glue!" "Then it's apple pie, the plum pie tastes of soap."
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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do? It can look round.
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