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A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
Author: Saint Jerome

A few days ago I walked along the edge of the lake and was treated to the crunch and rustle of leaves with each step I made. The acoustics of this season are different and all sounds, no matter how hushed, are as crisp as autumn air.
Author: Eric Sloane

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so.
Author: Aristotle

A friend in power is a friend lost.
Author: Henry Adams

A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.
Author: Unknown

"Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.." "But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?" "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727?"
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Pilot: Tower, please call me a fuel truck. Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck.
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Tower: Lufthansa 893, you're number one, check for workers on the taxiway. Pilot: Roger ..... We've checked, they're all working.
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"Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before assisting children or other adults acting like children."
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A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.
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