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Answer a fool according to his folly, or he will be wise in his own eyes.
Author: Bible

Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so.
Author: Gore Vidal

Any event, once it has occurred, can be made to appear inevitable by a competent historian.
Author: Lee Simonson

Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.
Author: Samuel Butler

Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.' Ghost: Why don't you take a train? Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.
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Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight? A: Don't look I'm changing!!
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Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing, scratching cat fight? - A: Claude
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Q: What's every cat's favorite song? - A: Three Blind Mice!
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Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? - A: Catch.
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