Best quotes to send by SMS

A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up.
Author: Anonymous
A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.
Author: Katharine Whitehorn
A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love.
Author: Pearl Buck
A good resolution is like an old horse, which is often saddled but rarely ridden.
Author: Mexican Proverb
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
Author: George Bernard Shaw
The best jokes to send by SMS

What is a ghost favorite fruit ?
Boonanaa
!
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes
What do baby pythons play with?
Rattle-snakes.
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes
What are baby witches
called?
Halloweenies.
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes
Cry Baby - by Liza
Weeping
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes
Mum, are the Smiths very poor people?
I
don't think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask?
Because they made such a fuss
when their baby swallowed a coin
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes