Best quotes to send by SMS
Anonymous A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up.
Author: Anonymous

Katharine Whitehorn A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.
Author: Katharine Whitehorn

Pearl Buck A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love.
Author: Pearl Buck

Mexican Proverb A good resolution is like an old horse, which is often saddled but rarely ridden.
Author: Mexican Proverb

George Bernard Shaw A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

The best jokes to send by SMS
Banana jokes What is a ghost favorite fruit ? Boonanaa !
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Baby jokes What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.
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Baby jokes What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.
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Baby jokes Cry Baby - by Liza Weeping
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Baby jokes Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I don't think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin
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