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Passion is the quickest to develop, and the quickest to fade. Intimacy develops more slowly, and commitment more gradually still.
Author: Robert Sternberg

Patience has its limits. Take it too far, and it's cowardice.
Author: George Jackson

Patriotism having become one of our topicks, Johnson suddenly uttered, in a strong determined tone, an apophthegm, at which many will start: "Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel." But let it be considered that he did not mean a real and generous
Author: Samuel Johnson

Immortality. I notice that as soon as writers broach this question they begin to quote. I hate quotation. Tell me what you know.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Opinion has a significance proportioned to the sources that sustain it.
Author: Benjamin Cardozo

Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ? Because he was dead !
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What was really horrible is that they had trouble keeping the body in the casket. They put his left leg in.... Well, you know the rest.
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his country. "There is a building so tall, it took my friend Alex 72 hours to fall off it!" "Oh, my God!" says his friend. "Surely he must have died!" "Of course. He was without food or water for 3 days!"
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, "Look, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to throw the switch in a minute." The man said, "Do me a favor and throw it out the window!"
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

What does the dentist of the year get?...A little plaque.
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes