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I like trees because they seem more resigned to the way they have to live than other things do.
Author: Willa Cather

Nothing is more wretched than the mind of a man conscious of guilt.
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus

It is a sign of a creeping inner death when we no longer can praise the living.
Author: Eric Hoffer

Nothing is so good for an ignorant man as silence; and if he was sensible of this he would not be ignorant.
Author: Saadi

Nothing makes a woman more beautiful than the belief that she is beautiful.
Author: Sophia Loren

What is a duck's favorite dance ? The quackstep !
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What do cows like to line dance to ? Any kind of moosic you like !
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What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.
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First ghoul: You don't look too well today. Second ghoul: No, I'm dead on my feet.
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Waiter, waiter! There's a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Who's going to look after his family?
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes