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It is said that if Noah's ark had had to be built by a company; they would not have laid the keel yet; and it may be so. What is many men's business is nobody's business. The greatest things are accomplished by individual men.
Author: Charles Haddon Spurgeon

It is the mind which creates the world about us, and even though we stand side by side in the same meadow, my eyes will never see what is beheld by yours, my heart will never stir to the emotions with which yours is touched.
Author: George Gissing

It is the province of knowledge to speak and it is the privilege of wisdom to listen.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

It is the way we react to circumstances that determines our feelings.
Author: Dale Carnegie

I take it that what all men are really after is some form or perhaps only some formula of peace.
Author: Joseph Conrad

Computer helpline? Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow white....
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I've been sitting at this computer for hours and I haven't seen a single website. That's because you're supposed to sit facing the screen.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes

This computer you charged me L950 for doesn't work....and you said it would be trouble free. It is, I charged you L950 for the computer, but you're getting all that trouble absolutely free!
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes

What do computer experts do at weekends? Go for a disk drive.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes

What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink? A slipped disk.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes