Best quotes to send by SMS
Joseph Addison It is folly for an eminent person to think of escaping censure, and a weakness to be affected by it. All the illustrious persons of antiquity, and indeed of every age, have passed through this fiery persecution. There is no defense against reproach but ob
Author: Joseph Addison

Lewis Carroll It's a poor sort of memory that only works backward.
Author: Lewis Carroll

Roberto Benigni It's a sign of mediocrity when you demonstrate gratitude with moderation.
Author: Roberto Benigni

Dr. Rob Gilbert It's all right to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation.
Author: Dr. Rob Gilbert

Steve Jobs It's better to be a pirate than to join the Navy.
Author: Steve Jobs

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes A man is walking down the street when he hears a voice, "Pssst you come over here!" He looks round and can see no one but an old mangy greyhound. "yes over here!" Said the greyhound "Look at me I'm tied up here, I should be racing I won 14 races in my carrer you know?" The man thought to himself "Oh my god a talking dog, I have to have it, it will make me rich, tv appearances cabaret bookings" So he goes in search of the owner. He found the owner and said "I'd like to buy your dog, is he for sale??" The owner says "No mate you don't want that old moth eaten thing!" "But I do!" Insisted the man "I'lll give you 1000 pounds for him. "Ok said the owner but I think your making a big mistake!" Handing over the money the man said "Why do you think that?" The man replied "Because that dogs a bloody liar it's never won a race in it's life!"
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E-mail jokes Why didn't the internit get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
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Easter jokes Where did the Easter Bunny go to college? Johns Hopkins!
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Elephant jokes Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ? So he could hide in the cherry tree !
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Face jokes What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.
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