Best quotes to send by SMS

It is folly for an eminent person to think of escaping censure, and a weakness to be affected by it. All the illustrious persons of antiquity, and indeed of every age, have passed through this fiery persecution. There is no defense against reproach but ob
Author: Joseph Addison
It's a poor sort of memory that only works backward.
Author: Lewis Carroll
It's a sign of mediocrity when you demonstrate gratitude with moderation.
Author: Roberto Benigni
It's all right to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation.
Author: Dr. Rob Gilbert
It's better to be a pirate than to join the Navy.
Author: Steve Jobs
The best jokes to send by SMS

A man is
walking down the street when he hears
a voice, "Pssst you come over
here!" He looks round and can see no
one but an old mangy greyhound.
"yes over here!" Said the greyhound
"Look at me I'm tied up here, I
should be racing I won 14 races in
my carrer you know?" The man thought
to himself "Oh my god a
talking dog, I have to have it, it will make
me rich, tv appearances
cabaret bookings" So he goes in search of the
owner.
He found
the owner and said "I'd like to buy your dog, is he for
sale??" The
owner says "No mate you don't want that old moth eaten
thing!"
"But I do!" Insisted the man "I'lll give you 1000 pounds for
him. "Ok
said the owner but I think your making a big mistake!" Handing
over
the money the man said "Why do you think that?" The man replied
"Because that dogs a bloody liar it's never won a race in it's
life!"
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
Why didn't the internit get any
e-mail?
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes
Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?
Johns Hopkins!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes
Why did the elephant
paint his toenails
red ?
So he could hide in the cherry tree !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
What happened when the
witch went for a job as
a TV presenter?
The producer said she had the perfect face for
radio.
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes