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I've always found paranoia to be a perfectly defensible position.
Author: Pat Conroy

I am a man, and whatever concerns humanity is of interest to me.
Author: Terence

I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant.
Author: Ring Lardner

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
Author: Earl Wilson

Joel: That's the movies, Ed. Try reality. Ed: No thanks.
Author: Ellen Herman

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes

Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison? A: Shoot one.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes

Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind was so strong and loud that they had difficulty in hearing each other. "It's windy," said one. "No, it's Thursday," said the next. "So am I," said the third. "Let's go and have a drink!"
This is the joke from a category: Old age jokes

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her *husband*!"
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes