Best Cell Phones

Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating.
Author: Charlie Kaufman

Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first.
Author: Peter Ustinov

Convinced myself, I seek not to convince.
Author: Edgar Allan Poe

Count Hermann Keyserling once said truly that the greatest American superstition was belief in facts.
Author: John Gunther

Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway.
Author: John Wayne

A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor. The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

"Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? I've heared once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus." "Don't worry, it won't happen to me. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia."
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help. On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good. On his third visit the doctor told the man, "Go home and take a hot bath. As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft." "But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia." "I know," said the doctor, "I can cure pneumonia."
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy? If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour, it'll probably stop whining.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night? Nurse: No change yet.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes