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Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.
Author: Blake Clark

Believe one who has proved it. Believe an expert.
Author: Virgil

Best wide-angle lens? Two steps backward. Look for the 'ah-ha'.
Author: Ernst Haas

Better be wise by the misfortunes of others than by your own.
Author: Aesop

Better no law than laws not enforced.
Author: Italian Proverb

Knock Knock Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ? Burglars don't knock !
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes

Q. Where can you dance in California? A. San Fran-disco
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

Did you hear about the calendar thief? He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes

What dance do hippies hate? A square dance.
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

What did the overweight ballet dancer perform ? The dance of the sugar plump fairy !
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes