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Creativity is a drug I cannot live without.
Author: Cecil B. DeMille

Crime does not pay ... as well as politics.
Author: Alfred E. Newman

Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Cultivate the habit of early rising. It is unwise to keep the head long on a level with the feet.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

Curious things, habits. People themselves never knew they had them.
Author: Agatha Christie

Q: When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk? - A: Anytime he wants to go.
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Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats? - A: Bone appetite!
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Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.
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Q: Why does a dog wag it's tail? - A: No one else will do it for them
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What do you call a happy Lassie ? A jolly collie !
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