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There is no silver bullet and frankly you probably dont need one. It is far more important to be able to find the right kind of gun, be able to load the gun and perhaps most importantly, be able to figure out where the werewolf is.
Author: Matthew Oliphant

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
Author: Oscar Wilde

There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
Author: Don Herold

There is nothing more dread and more shameless than a woman who plans such deeds in her heart as the foul deed which she plotted when she contrived her husband's murder.
Author: Homer

Pride is what you feel when your kids net $143 from a garage sale. Panic is what you feel when you realize your car is missing.
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes

Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother's day? What did they do? They threw a sowprize party.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Do pigs like Backgammon? No, they prefer their backs scratched.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

How can you recognize a Gnome Pig? They're the ones with the little red hats.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

How do you take a pig to hospital? By hambulance!
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes