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Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.
Author: Bible

There is only one way to defeat the enemy, and that is to write as well as one can. The best argument is an undeniably good book.
Author: Saul Bellow

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.
Author: Mark Twain

Saying what we think gives us a wider conversational range than saying what we know.
Author: Cullen Hightower

There needs to be bolder thinking, ... on how to measure the quality of life of men and women in the work force. Currently, success is measured by material advancements. We need to readjust the definition of success to account for time outside of work and
Author: Betty Friedan

What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve? Auld Lang Swine.
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What would happen if pigs could fly? Bacon would go up!
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Where did the piglets study their ABC's? At a school for higher loining.
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Which of these jokes do the pigs like best? The corniest ones.
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Why are there so many piggy banks? Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.
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