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The path of precept is long, that of example short and effectual.
Author: Seneca

The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.
Author: H. L. Mencken

The people of the United States, perhaps more than any other nation in history, love to abase themselves and proclaim their unworthiness, and seem to find refreshment in doing so... That is a dark frivolity, but still frivolity.
Author: Robertson Davies

The people's good is the highest law.
Author: Cicero

The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum.
Author: Havelock Ellis

Knock Knock Who's there ! Caesar ! Caesar who ? Caesar quickly before she gets away !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cam ! Cam who ? Camalot is where King Arthur lived !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Candy ! Candy who ? Candy cow jump over the moon !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cargo ! Cargo who ? Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie on camping !
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