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The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own. You don't blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the President. You realize that you control your own destiny.
Author: Albert Ellis

The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.
Author: Harriet Beecher Stowe

The bravest thing you can do when you are not brave is to profess courage and act accordingly.
Author: Corra Harris

The camera's only job is to get out of the way of making photographs.
Author: Ken Rockwell

If winter comes, can spring be far behind?
Author: Percy Bysshe Shelley

Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? Because it was Hulaween!
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What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy? Lots a candy.
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Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween? They're used to people 'goblin' them!
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes

Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead.
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The Sunday School teacher asked if any of the children's parents had quoted from the Bible in the past week. Little Timmy paused, but then spoke up, "My daddy doesn't have any hair on his head. Daddy says that God put hair on everything that he was ashamed of."
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes