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The theory of evolution by cumulative natural selection is the only theory we know of that is in principle capable of explaining the existence of organized complexity.Author: Richard Dawkins
Let me have men about me that are fat,
Sleek-headed men, and such as sleep o' nights:
Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look;
He thinks too much: such men are dangerous.Author: William Shakespeare
I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.Author: John Cage
When you have a dream you've got to grab it and never let go.Author: Carol Burnett
If I have learnt anything, it is that life forms no logical patterns. It is haphazard and full of beauties which I try to catch as they fly by, for who knows whether any of them will ever return?Author: Margot Fonteyn
The best jokes to send by SMS
A little boy
wanted $100 badly and prayed for
two weeks but nothing happened. Then he
decided to write a letter
to the Lord requesting the $100.
When the postal authorities
received the letter addressed to the Lord,
USA, they decided to send it
to President Clinton. The President was so
impressed, touched, and
amused that he instructed his secretary to send
the little boy a
$5.00 bill, as this would appear to be a lot of money
to a little
boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00, and sat down to
write a
thank-you note to the Lord. It said:
Dear
Lord,
Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that
for some reason you had to send it through Washington, DC and as
usual,
those jerks deducted $95.This is the joke from a category: Money jokes
Did you hear about the monster who went to a
holiday camp? He
won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and
he wasn't even
entered.This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes
What do mice do when they're at
home ?
Mousework !This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes
How many film directors
does it take
to change a light bulb?
Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two
times and when he's done,
everyone says that his last light bulb was
much better.This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes
Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so
the
saplings won't blow away?
A: Root position cords.This is the joke from a category: Music jokes