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It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
Author: Hunter S. Thompson

I am a man: I hold that nothing human is alien to me.
Author: Terence

I say to mankind, Be not curious about God. For I, who am curious about each, am not curious about God - I hear and behold God in every object, yet understand God not in the least.
Author: Walt Whitman

It's all knowing what to start with. If you start in the right place and follow all the steps, you will get to the right end.
Author: Elizabeth Moon

It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
Author: Al Franken

A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by the owner of a small business who has built it up from scratch. "I need someone with an accounting degree," says the man, "but mainly I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me." "How do you mean?" says the accountant. "I have lots of things to worry about, but I want someone else to worry about money matters." "OK," says the accountant. "How much are you offering?" "You can start on seventy-five thousand," says the owner. "Seventy-five thousand dollars. How can a business like this afford to pay so much?" "That," says the man, "is your first worry."
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What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ? An independant !
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Where do ants go for their holidays ? Frants !
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What do you call a smart ant ? Elegant !
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What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ? Your great-ant !
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